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the $HTTPS dog in a tuxedo in front of a wall of error windows

$HTTPS

CONTRACT ADDRESS

The "https://" protocol secures web 2. $HTTPS saves web 3.

BUY $HTTPS ▶ THE STORY OPEN A PACK

THE MISSION

Built out of thin air. Built in public. Here to stay.

Born from the trenches, $HTTPS is a response to a broken memecoin culture, where extraction replaced intention and trust was left behind. We rebuilt $HTTPS as a symbol of transparency, community, and belief, proving that memes can be more than quick flips. They can be shared stories worth venturing together and holding.

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how many times have you seen https:// in your life?

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how many people do you think have seen it?

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how many people have taken profits in their life?

Secure Connection×
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this connection is secured by https://
so is everything else.

■ how_it_started.txt×
i didn't plan any of this.

i got rugged on the original version of this meme by a dev who bundled it and farmed it. the meme was too good to die, so i relaunched it myself, live on stream. it came out of thin air, and it's taken over my whole 2026.

■ what_we_build.txt×
culture first, chart second.

films, hand drawn art, a tiktok with zero crypto in it, stickers on poles all over the world. the meme has to mean something before the chart can.

■ how_we_do_it.txt×
out loud, every day.

doxxed dev. no bundles. creator fees go back into the dog. paid promo is disclosed. a walk-and-talk from me every day, and streams when it matters.

it's an https market. had to take profits sir. — pumpa

■ age.exe
0months building
■ ath.exe
$4.2Mall-time high
■ walks.exe
0walk-and-talks in a row
■ bundles.exe
0bundles. ever.

THE STORY

scroll, tap the screen, or use ◀ ▶

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NOW SHOWINGthe dj film · by @devour_wisdom · 10/10, national https day

this is the bar. more films coming. every video ↓

65 REASONS

every reason is a card. open a pack.

the original post ↗

common · rare · holo · legendary · and something else

THE ART

hand drawn by Lupin. the whole look of this coin, built by hand.

follow @weathermandem ↗ ·

WHAT THE SPACE IS SAYING

we didn't write the thesis. we just fit it.

■ the_memecoin_supercycle.txt×

Murad's memecoin supercycle thesis, in short: memes are cults. Look for coins that have been alive for 6+ months, that survived the hype and the bleed, with organic communities, real distribution and true believers who don't sell.

— @MustStopMurad, 2024. He turned $387K into $23.6M holding SPX6900 through it.

■ does_https_fit.exe×
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    alive 6+ monthslaunched dec 2025. 10 months and counting.
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    survived the bleed4.2m ath, bled to almost nothing, came back to 1.2m without the dev holding a token.
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    a cult, not a crowdraids every day, 500+ memes in one telegram topic, stickers on poles worldwide.
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    a meme people get instantlyeveryone who ever sold anything gets "had to take profits sir".
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    a real facedoxxed dev, on camera every day.

not financial advice. we're quoting a thesis, not promising a price.

EVERY VIDEO

films, edits, walk-and-talks. everything we've posted on X.

■ VIDEOS ON X□

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https OS

the bonus level. click around. some things are hidden.

the_story.vhs 65_reasons.exe
click anything
README.txtwelcome to https OS.
make a meme. play the film.
dodge the rugs.
some of it is hidden.
try typing "sir".
– pumpa
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$HTTPS token is a meme token created for entertainment purposes only with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return.